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Or shagging is harmony to you?

- That's harmony too.

Wonderful...

- You ever try it?

You know what harmony is?

When we're square, and you get off my back.

That's what harmony is to me.

Don't you tell me how to be!

Heavy, isn't it?

Heavy, and it really stinks.

You'll get used to it,

I don't smell it anymore.

Turn it around.

Here, I'll help you.

C'mon, we still have two more carts.

I talked to my paper husband last night.

He got me so mad I wanted to kill him.

First he said he just wanted to help me,

now he wants me to give him money.

He wants me to sleep with him because I'm his wife.

Sex or money?

He said sex because I'm his wife.

Imagine if I had to go to bed with him!

I told him I would never sleep with him.

Just think! He's 60, an old man! That a**hole!

Maria, come here!

Did you ring?

- What?

Was it you? No, I think it was Schlager.

- Aw, c'mon.

What is it this time? Just a sec.

What is it?

Take my blood pressure!

Schlager, listen.

You've been washed, fed, diapered,

and in the morning we'll take your blood pressure again.

Now stop being a nuisance.

Maria, come on!

- I'm coming. What is it?

Don't keep me waiting so long!

What is it?

- I'm leaking.

You're leaking? Why didn't you tell me that you had to pee?

Why didn't you say something?

I'm completely wet in there.

Yeah, but you could have told us. Now we have to change your diaper.

You really are completely wet.

Hold on!

How's my banana monkey? Fine?

Just a sec.

Nurse!

What is it? Just a sec.

What's wrong?

- Nothing.

Nothing after all.

You have to tell us if you need to pee. You can do that.

You can tell us that.

When I need to pee...

- Then you tell us.

Roll over this way!

You don't have to grab my ass, I said to roll over.

Roll over!

From where? Ukrainian?

What?

- From where? Ukrainian?

You speak Ukrainian?

- Yes.

And a little...

Russian.

And Russian?

What a surprise!

From where?

Speak more clearer!

From Vienna.

Everything OK?

You're old.

You're alone?

Do you have mother?

Where is mother?

In Ukraine.

- In the Ukraine.

In the Ukraine.

And you want to stay in Austria?

It's difficult for you.

We have to think of something.

Think of something.

Come up with a plan.

Pissin'.

We gotta split it.

It's gonna be a cold night.

Did you think we were staying at the Ambassador?

Not with you.

Erich...

I buy this.

Right one?

I leave money here.

Keep it!

Because you're a sweetheart.

Well? Have we found a victim?

Found what?

A man to marry?

Why you ask?

A little more respect, cleaning lady.

I not understand.

A husband would be practical.

I not need husband.

Then it will be difficult to stay here.

Yes, difficult.

But a young blond thing like you always finds a man.

What is this?

Poop?

Shall I throw it away?

Who was it?

Who was it?

Did you see? Who throw away?

Njet.

We have to look for him.

C'mon!

Hansi! Stop!

Where is your diaper? Let's see.

What if I don't have one?

- Did you take it off?

Did you throw your diaper away?

- No, it wasn't me, I swear.

You didn't?

- No.

You threw your diaper away.

- It wasn't me.

Apologize.

Say you're sorry!

- I'm sorry, but it wasn't me.

It wasn't you?

Alright. I believe you.

Koller!

What?

Why do you think I'm here, huh?

What?

Why am I here?

You dumped your diaper in the hall.

What?

You threw your dirty diaper in the hall.

Me?

- That's not funny.

It wasn't me.

- Yes it was.

No.

- I can smell it.

No.

Show me your diaper.

I'm not wearing one.

Because you threw it away.

Now apologize!

- I didn't.

No.

It's a mistake.

No dinner for you if you don't admit it.

I can't admit something...

I didn't do.

Show me.

What?

- Show me your pecker.

Go ahead and look.

You're not full of sh*t after all.

- I told you.

Have you already been washed today?

- No.

Alright, I believe you then.

Yes, you get dinner.

Schleider has a diaper.

Schleider?

Schleider!

Your diaper...

Why did you throw it out in the hall?

I can't even get out of bed.

- What?

I can't get up and go over there.

- Then who threw it away for you?

I don't know.

Where did you go shopping again?

You really stocked up.

You know what that means?

Another heart attack.

Number 3.

With your diabetes.

You're going to die.

I've already said good-bye to life.

You're going to die on us.

I have to keep an eye on you.

Give me your teeth.

Open up.

The top ones too...

Let go!

What is this?

Did you use super glue?

Can you believe this?

You know I take your teeth away sometimes.

Incredible!

Give me a hand.

OK, today we're going to fast.

Pauli, stop here!

Here?

Yeah, slow down.

Let's see if you're a man or a wimp.

Don't start with that sh*t again.

Scared to go in alone?

Are you kidding?

- You're a stud, aren't you?

You think I'm a sucker?

You're a stud!

- You go!

I don't need to.

What am I doing here?

I'll deduct 20 euros from your dept.

F*** your 20 euros. You go!

Go in to the Gypsy cannibals!

- You go, moron!

Don't call me a moron!

- Then go on!

You have to prove yourself.

- You go, big mouth!

Show us what you're made of!

- Go to hell!

You think I'm scared?

Don't get smart with me!

This is all I've got.

Not enough.

Not enough.

You want it?

Not enough.

It's all I've got.

That's not enough.

I don't have anymore.

- Not enough.

Miro, I've got someone for you!

Who's there?

- Just a sec.

Come in!

How much money?

How much?

Zero. Nothing.

No money. I'm not interested.

Just a sec.

Original.

Too much.

What do you want from me? I've got no money.

Forget it!

- 100 euros.

Nothing.

- Zero.

Let go of me!

He must have money.

- 100 euros.

Michi, drive!

Drive!

Stinks.

Stinks.

Stinks.

God Father, God Son,

and God the Holy Ghost...

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

please for us, please.

Whom may I for the... Illa nulla cura coca coca coca...

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

the holy Catholic Church,

the communion of saints,

forgive me my sins,

the ressurection of the body,

and a life everlasting.

Amen.

Death.

Death.

Please who,

please who...

will take me to my mother?

Who?

Mama.

I don't have time to talk. I miss you.

Let me talk to my sweetheart.

Sweetheart, I miss you so.

My sun,

my sunshine.

Mama's going to sing you a song.

Our song, OK?

Heart,

restless heart.

Heart,

how wonderful life is.

Heart,

how wonderful that you are the way you are.

I thank you, Heart,

for being able to love this way.

I want...

to go home.

You can help me.

Help?

- Yes.

You can come stay with me.

I'll pay you.

Why?

- You'll live with me.

I'll have a pretty woman again.

You're old.

That doesn't matter.

I may be old, but I'm still foolish.

It's good to have a good woman.

And if you're good, I'll even marry you.

It's a great chance for you...

to stay in Austria as an Austrian.

You want be married to me?

- Yes, why not?

I'm single.

OK, all set!

Back her up!

- Yes!

More!

I know, I can see for myself.

Easy, easy! Stop!

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